Postwoman Schmitt was extremely excited when someone sent here this!
She sent a fellow postie a picture of Paris so they replied with this: a ticket to Paris and a map with places of interest circled.
Unfortunately the Ticket was a fake and it was all a flipping joke
Ohhh poor postwoman schmitt.
Maybe someone out there will buy you a real ticket one day, one day.
At least you won't need to buy a map when you get there.